are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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