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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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