i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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