I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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