i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Your dad touched me again.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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