thus making me awesome and them whores
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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