false alarm. still invincible.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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