3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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