Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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