It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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