erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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