Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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