Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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