she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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