Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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