note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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