If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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