He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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