matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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