Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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