I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
she looked like the before picture.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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