I wish i was in the wii world.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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