there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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