I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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