so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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