does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Randomize