Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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