The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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The beer is more important than you right now.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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