I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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