Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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