So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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