Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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