We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My vagina is officially offended.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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