I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You know, be my cock's hype man.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
