I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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