but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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