This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize