WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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