Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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