We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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