i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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