He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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