Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think my vagina is haunted
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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