Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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