i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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