He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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