how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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