Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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