Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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