youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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