Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You're completely useless in the revolution.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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